Straight from the US WoW forum comes this piece:
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=24038426897&sid=1
Tank: Glad you could make it, dps...
DPS: Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the tank, but I'm
still your superior at AoE.
Tank: As if I could forget. Listen dps, there's something about the
dungeon you should know.
Tank: We're going to do this as fast as I want, we'll skip bosses
just so I can get my frosties and there's nothing going to stop me.
Dps: What?!
Tank: This entire run is under MY control.
DPS: How can you even consider that? There's *got* to be some other
way.
Tank: Damn it, dps! As your tank, I demand you to do as I command!
DPS: You are *not* my boss, boy. Nor would I skip even if you were.
Tank: Then I must consider this a reason to votekick you.
DPS: Votekick?! Have you lost your mind, tank?
Tank: Have I? Dps, by my right of rarity and the special snowflake
syndrome, I hereby relieve you of your slot, and suspend your fellow dps
from any use.
Healer: Tank! You can't just--
Tank: It's done! Those of you who have the will to do as I demand,
follow me. The rest of you... get out of my sight.
Dps: (some dps leave) You've just crossed a terrible threshold,
Tank.
(Dps leaves as well.)
Tank: (Healer begins leaving.) Heals?
Healer: I'm sorry, Tank. I can't watch you do this...