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Last post 11-11-2009, 4:11 by Ganesh. 0 replies.
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  •  11-11-2009, 4:11 12325

    Battle.net account merge

    Too soon Executus!
    http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=21034434771&sid=1

    You've converted my account to battle.net too soon! What is the meaning of this intrusion?!
    These Blizzard employees, my lord! They have locked out your account and seek to steal your money!
    Fool! You allowed these insects to trick you into converting! And now you converted my account as well?! You have failed me, Executus! 

    ***

    Arthas
    Glad you could make it, Uther.

    Uther the Lightbringer
    Watch you tone with me, boy. You may be son of the CEO but I'm still your superior as a IT manager.

    Arthas
    As if I could forget. Listen, Uther, there's something about the keyloggers you should know...

    Arthas
    Oh, no. We're too late. These people have all been hacked! They may look fine now, but it's just a matter of time before they're spamming cities and bothering other players!

    Uther the Lightbringer
    What?

    Arthas
    The entire playerbase must be merged!

    Uther the Lightbringer
    How can you even consider that?! There's got to be some other way.

    Arthas
    Damn it, Uther! As your future boss, I order you to merge the entire playerbase

    Uther the Lightbringer
    You're not my boss yet, boy! Nor would I obey that command even if you were!

    Arthas
    Then I must consider this an act of treason!

    Uther the Lightbringer
    Treason? Have you lost your mind, Arthas?

    Arthas
    Have I? Uther, by my right of succession and the power of my father, I hereby relieve of your command and suspend your programmers from service!

    Jaina Proudmoore
    Arthas! You can't just--

    Arthas
    It's done! Those of you who have the will to save this game, follow me! The rest of you...get out of my sight!

    Uther the Lightbringer
    You've just crossed a terrible threshold, Arthas

    Arthas
    Jaina?

    Jaina Proudmoore
    I'm sorry, Arthas, I can't watch you do this.

    Later

    Mal'Ganis
    I've been waiting for you young programmer. I am Mal'Ganis. Gold is only $475 for 30,000 gold today!

    Mal'Ganis
    As you can see, your players are now mine. I will now turn this game server by server, until they're all selling my gold!

    Arthas
    I won't allow it, Mal'ganis! Better these people be merged than serve as your slaves in Keylogging!

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